Have you ever met a zonkey?

Hahahahaha , look at it! Look at his stripes , ending abruptly at the hip ! It looks so fake that even can not believe it. James Cameron would have rejected him from Avatar to look like far too silly mixture of both species . Yet it is absolutely real and totally awesome , and has a kickass name to go with his strange visage . Ladies and gentlemen , meet the zonkey! It clocked in at nearly three times the legal limit for dear .

You are probably familiar with the zebra , the most colorful member of the horse family . You may not know it , in fact , just as pimp as its striped coat suggests . What we are saying is that the zebra loves his daughters . Also , not to be too specific when it comes to racing : In fact , both men and women can zebras and totally be down with pretty much all of their relatives Horsey . This has produced some very curious offspring , their only matched by their names ridiculously strange colouration : Apart from the zonkey ( zebra father , mother donkey ) , which the zedonk ( donkey father , zebra mom ) and zebrass ( alternative name for the extra mile in shame ) .

However , zebras have no concept of human language , and these hybrid zebroid are considered quite amazing actually among their kin . They are effortlessly able to live among wild donkeys and zebras alike , a sterile hybrid that is risk-free for procreation , they probably have some Saturday night pretty wild .

They can score shot within hours of their birth .

Not surprisingly , humanity has paid attention to the ability and willingness to create these various zebroids the zebra . Even less surprisingly , this has been put to use. This means that you can ride completely a zonkey.
And the breeders have ventured beyond zebra variations - ass, too: There are any number of zebroids out there , a zebra - horse ( zorse! ) ... Why not hebra ?
... to zebra - ponies ( zonies! ).